Monty Python: Mini Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh Plush

Mini plush equals cute right? Well were here to tell you that just isn’t so. This is after all the mini Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh!

Here duplicated faithfully from a poor animator’s final animation sequence before his fatal heart attack is this mini Black Beast plush toy from Toy Vault. This plush has multiple eyes, a horrendous gaping mouth full of white plush teeth, plush horns on his head and pointy plush claws oh his feet. It stands roughly 8 inches tall (toe to horn tips) by 4 inches wide (across the horns) by 4 inches long (face to tail). Fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail will find this a fun addition to their collection.

Shortly after its arrival and your opening the box, we recommend one course of action: Run away! Run away! Should you happen to have a visiting scholar, educator, or such nearby we would suggest pushing them at the little monster while you dodge for safety. The creature has shown certain tendencies historically to go for the academic types first, which may buy you the time you need to escape. You have been warned.