Cthulhu Plush: My First Cthulhu

It’s never too early to introduce your offspring to the future. Someday, the stars will be right and you’ll want your little tyke to be prepared to recognize the new master of the world. What better way than to provide the age 3 to 5 toddler with a physical representation of the great Cthulhu? This plush Cthulhu from Toy Vault is the perfect introductory toy until the child is ready to advance to more serious icons of worship.

My First Cthulhu stands about 10 inches tall by 7 inches wide. He comes in a light green color with accents in darker green on his belly button and finger and toe pads, and light yellow wing accents and spine ridges. His eyes are two embroidered patches in pink, black, and yellow. The fabric is very soft to the touch and the toy is stuffed with a soft plush that holds the shape and rebounds when squeezed.

This adorable plush toy will comfort your child and disturb the neighbors to no end. Introduce your child to Cthulhu now. Give your child a survival edge when the time comes!

All joking aside, the tag on this reads ages 3+ and clearly states “choking hazard.” That is a bit different from what we’ve seen on other websites which suggest this is soft and baby friendly. With the tag reading 3+ and choking hazard, we’d say this is intended for toddlers and we wouldn’t actually give this to a baby regardless of how soft it is. We’d rather error in favor of you knowing what the tags say and losing the sale then letting you purchase something that could be a threat to a small child.